[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
(via rmadridgirl-fiction)
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
(via miguelismynationalanthem)
Kidnap him then ship his fine ass off to Violet:) cause I’m just that nice of a sister
(via opasernando)
(via iloverealmadrid91)
Real Madrid cupcakes
(via crinklies)
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(via iloverealmadrid91)
Marc Bartra, you sexy thing, you
I don’t care who you fucking think you are:
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
(via itslosblancos)